Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Five Ways Robert Griffin Can Escape the Myth of ESPN’s Post Racial Stardom





It’s so easy to pile on Rob Parker right now; an ill-informed comment that makes white folks bitterly call Race Card is the gift that keeps on giving in the public forum. ESPN, in justifying their zero tolerance (for a certain “type” of voice) was in propaganda mode by ending their relationship with Parker and following the public sacrifice with an “Outside The Lines” piece (last Sunday) opining if Griffin is the first “Post Racial” sports star. Accurately Michael Wilbon reminded in the piece that there’s no such thing as “post racial” and anyone my age and older would have to remind the viewer there once were men named Ali and Jordan. There will always be race hatred, and only a few minorities who are successful enough to afford rare exemption. Propaganda is designed for the ignorant masses and the best propaganda is the kind that rings of truth, just disseminated with a slant to achieve a certain purpose. ESPN (Disney) is no shrinking violet in the political arena and I find it irresponsible when they elevate sports to a level of utopian frontier, while omitting the fact that Black Athletes excel in sports to escape manufactured poverty. While RG3 is a hero to young Blacks a higher % of them are unemployed despite college degrees and privatized prisons await the ones ensnared by a phony drug war emphasized by the criminalization of young black manhood. In the town RG3 plays in a President declares he isn’t the President of Black America while making sure to “settle accounts” with other parts of the coalition that won him the white house… twice.

Hip Hop-the second arena by which a Black Man can become “Post Racial” is vastly becoming a battlefield where actual criminal background can accelerate a rappers market value while white counterparts don’t have to “move weight” to go platinum. For the penthouse elite, the Rappers who achieve the highest level of status there is the chore of projecting dark, ominous, often occult symbolism to a nation of young black people already trapped in a dystopian reality. The Rappers have a unique credibility in a country where they could easily have been rendered invisible, the same goes for Football Players. ESPN is blessed with omnipotent credibility and if they want to blackball Parker or turn Griffin into a post racial icon the deed is practically done. I applaud Griffins parents for their service to our country and the “no excuses” way they raised Robert but to laugh dismissively about the unfortunate dichotomy black stars face is mirroring the indifference larger society has regarding the complexities of the hood. Race will always be a prevalent topic in Sports and unfortunately no amount of Griffins great Character or PC dogma will change that, and ESPN will never make a documentary strong enough to make the social disparity go away. When you make a piƱata out of Rob Parker you may have done something that makes you feel better but the brotha’s in the barbershop are the ones who see the real side of America experienced by many despite the content of their character.

Robert Griffin is a delightful young man and talent and I applaud his lofty ideals but this injury is only the first adversity he has had to deal with in his new role as post racial superstar. In the years to come there are many different ways that he can struggle and only then will we find out just how the content of his character cannot move the needle. Remember, NFL fans skewered the President of the United States with racially insensitive barbs when he interrupted their right to watch black men colliding with one another and shortening their lives. Football fans can be a unique brand of delusional and they aren’t far from crying over their all black defense being robbed by an unfair call nor suggesting a free agent on said defense “go back to the ghetto” when he makes a dumb play. Race is always just beneath the green grass and the green money mostly white attendee’s pay for overpriced beer. If ESPN is so sure that the PC universe they create on their platform is a safe place for the likes of Griffin let us examine a few of the ways his conduct in coming years can wake up the ghost of George Preston Marshall.

#1 Underperform while making ill-advised mistakes
Luckily for Griffin he’s clearly more cerebral as a rookie than Michael Vick ever was, but injuries dictate this pistol/read option hybrid won’t be rolled out next year. This makes the emphasis on reading coverage’s more demanding and if he struggles in certain spots there will be an immediate attack on his intellect. Don’t think for one minute ignorant sports fans, you know the ones who called Obama racist names for interrupting their football wont “go there”. Griffin can easily go from being a great Quarterback of the future to merely being an “instinctual athlete” by the same ESPN talking heads who rave about him now. Rarely are white Quarterbacks outright labeled “stupid” but It won’t take long if Griffin throws a few “pick 6’s” of the kind that made Brett Favre and endearing “gunslinger”. He’ll be Black then, if he can’t bother with being black now how will he have the perspective to deal with veiled racism when it hits him in the face? Rob Parker won’t be there to kick around, and when the heat comes down every black personality at ESPN knows they better not come to his defense nor get into any “racial stuff”. Quarterback is the most mentally demanding position in the game and few black QB’s get credit for mastering this aspect of football, if things break down and Griffin isn’t able to make reads there will be low lives on Twitter suggesting that it’s because people like him “cant” read.

#2 Become Injury Prone while becoming a Financial Burden
The sports fan primate is not fully civilized, he actually yells at grown men for ruining his chance to win the enormous 200$ pot in his fantasy league. There is a lack of empathy and human connection between the guy on the field and the guy who believes his ticket gives him the right to decide if you should be there for the birth of a child. The fan is notorious for cheering a player’s injury and openly rooting for the maiming of a player they don’t feel is producing. In 2012 Bears fans would call Gayle Sayers “soft” and not even blink, just how “post racial” would RG3 be if he tore up the same knee in say week 4 of next year?. Would all of the right responses (he gives good “leader guy” talk) mean as much if fans had to deal with the fact that he just may be like that other black guy who can’t play a full season?, you know the one who used to dogfight?. What if RG3 earned a nice chunk of change the next couple of years standing next to Shanahan and shooting really cool Adidas “rehab” commercials?. What then would shield him from blue collar white guy who gets it in his head that “those guys” don’t work hard like he does pouring cement for cousin Cooters Construction Company? Once you become a financial burden people change and they cross lines they wouldn’t have crossed even when you were playing poorly. It’s worse when you’re a black QB who will be compared to what looks to be an incredibly durable Andrew Luck.

#3 Say anything remotely Critical about the Military or foreign Policy
Griffin is a Military brat and he has the MJ/Tiger/Jeter playbook to being lifeless and Apolitical but he does view himself as an inspirational figure. You can’t be inspirational without putting it on the line and saying some things that you strongly believe in against wide opposition. However he probably knows that saying anything about world affairs will not win him any friends and may set off a firestorm, and in DC FBI surveillance. When you’re rich and black benign is best because the minute you say anything provocative you’re reminded of how grateful you should be, by the IRS personally. It’s been that way since Ali and it won’t change anytime soon; the implication will always be shut up, play ball and be happy white folks like you. There’s a reason Jim Brown aint walking through that door folks, and it doesn’t have a damn thing to do with conditions being better for Black people. Remember Steeler Running Back Rashard Mendenhall’s 9/11 tweet? or the time he compared the NFL system to the Slave Trade?. Americans aren’t big on any kind of critical analysis that isn’t in the realm of what they want to believe about themselves and Black Athletes after Brown and Ali have learned it’s a lot more profitable to stick to the talking points. One little slip in this area will get RG3 in the kind of “shit storm” whereby the N word is certainly going to come his way, if it’s good enough for the other “post racial” guy in Washington DC its good enough for him.

#4 Cheat on his Wife
Tiger Woods played the post racial card all the way to the bank and when his ex-wife was done with him he made another trip, a 750 million Dollar withdrawal trip. Honestly I don’t believe white fans care about the Black Athlete with the gorgeous white wife because it reaffirms their ideals of what having the best America can offer “is”. But if you have that idealized white mate the last thing you want to do is disgrace her in a public way. Griffin seems like he’ll make a great husband and dad but if things go sideways he will learn about just how black he is. Black men of prominence disappoint black women all the time but when they tarnish non-black trophies their Q Rating goes way down; just ask Tiger how sullying the Nordic ideal went for him. Tiger Woods had no idea what Elin represented until the sponsors had him on the phone, his public downfall was unusual and emasculating when you consider Athletes are routinely unfaithful. “Post Racial” Money is different than normal money and your spouse does matter, just as much as it does for a politician. Cheat on Lashanda and your just another stud jock, cheat on Mindy or Becky and you’ve got yourself an issue with public perception. Cheat on Mindy or Beth and ancient stereotypes about black male sexuality come to the surface, I mean only some kind of animal could cheat on such a nice young girl right?

#5 make any concerted effort to identify with Black Children who look up to you
To be post racial you have to ignore the pride and identification people of your race place in you, trading away a certain intimacy you were born with in exchange for generalized more profitable love. Muhammad Ali identified with and tried to inspire Black children, but his love for humanity made him irresistible to all races of people. But the Champ was an outlier, the modern athlete inspires through foundations and causes, Lance Armstrong sold yellow wristbands but Ali talked freely about what Black children are facing. Ali would be a nightmare for a PR Firm today because they would be frustrated with his insistence on the “black stuff”. Black people who have a certain degree of mainstream appeal are encouraged to be an inspiration to all, but one word about the realistic disparity in the lives of black children and white children can get you labeled a racist. Washington DC is the perfect backdrop for this kind of misstep because if RG3 ventured beyond the guidelines of his handlers he would correctly see that children who look like him need him the most. And maybe this experience would stop all of this “content of character” talk; because there’s nothing like seeing the starkness of poverty up close to drag the privileged out of this mythical “Post Racial” America.


Monday, January 7, 2013

The Drafting of Cousins Aggravated RG3 Injury From 1/7/13 with 12/14/13 Update!!





Football coaches on the verge of getting fired are compromised and like any desperate man they’ll go into CMA Mode with little regard for the future. Listen to RG3’s press conference after having to leave a Play-off game due to injury yesterday, put the words on the screen and think real hard about every word the young man uttered. Despite being Rookie of the year and one of the most electrifying players in the NFL he spoke like a player who was clearly in a rush to show his teammates he’s the kind of leader they should get behind. Why would a Rookie, the future of the Redskins franchise speak like this after he’s shown everything we need to see this season?

Robert Griffith sat out one week with his injury and saw in Kirk Cousins (vs. the Browns) someone who was drafted with his fragility clearly in mind, and he responded irrationally. Kirk Cousins isn’t a backup, and Steve Fischer would still be coaching the Titans had he drafted a second starter just in case Vince Young turned out the way he knew he would. Let’s not all act like we were on the RG3 bandwagon “after” he kicked ass, the bottom line is he was not a mortal lock to do what he did because his style of Quarterbacking isn’t yet considered industry standard despite the excitement. RG3, once hurt bore the burden of all the whispers about mobile QB’s getting hurt and the fact that Mike Shanahan; now hailed for his handling of Griffith drafted an insurance policy. Had Griffith not been looking over his shoulder he’d have been satisfied with his performance and took the appropriate time to recover, and it may have cost Shannahan his job. Instead, we saw a Rookie recklessly trying to prove “this is my team”; just ask yourself how many times the #2 pick in last year’s draft said those words since he was injured? Did Andrew Luck reiterate 20 times the Colts were his team? Did “Little Muscle” Russell (a 3rd Round Pick) have to emphasis this over and over despite actually being an underdog on the Seahawks depth chart?

Mike Shanahan is an RG3 guy NOW, but on draft day he was a Mike Shanahan guy and he didn’t care that Rex Grossman may have given the kid a mentor who is no threat to him when he’s injured. The kid is a warrior and he would have been trying to get back in yesterday’s game no matter who the backup is but having a decorated young stud who isn’t  tainted (as a back-up) can’t help the decision making process. Robert Griffith just came into the limelight as a Top Draft choice last year; he didn’t enjoy the 4 years of hype that Andrew Luck did nor the “can’t miss” draft assessment based on playing a traditional style. Drafting a game, future starter from a Big Conference was not a threat to Griffith when healthy but when vulnerable he went “Military” the last 3 weeks of the season and could have impacted the rest of his career in a negative way. Without Kirk Cousins RG3’s leadership qualities would have manifested in a different way, he would have thought about his future differently and been secure enough to know that future gutsy performances were forthcoming.

RG3 will say all the right things, I expect nothing less but this isn’t about him, its more about putting valuable assets in the right frame of mind. Football is already dangerous, especially when you’re a slender dual threat Quarterback just learning the pro game-why make it more dangerous? Jay Cutler was blasted a couple of years back for knowing what his body was telling him and he didn’t give a damn because he knew what he could do in the league. RG3 is an electrifying rookie in the NFL and he has historical perspective, he knows that Michael Vick, Vince Young, and Randall Cunningham were all once in the same place and none of them ended up where he wants to go. Mike Shanahan drafted a talented conventional quarterback because he wasn’t sure if Griffith was a meteor like Vick and he didn’t want to be vulnerable if he was. Now that it’s been proven RG3 is psychologically identical to his physical gifts it’s time for the Redskins to part with Cousins in favor of a high draft pick. Shanahan did his due diligence and looked out for himself and now it’s time to look out for Griffith by drafting a big-time target. Shanahan got away with destabilizing a young man that didn’t deserve the “competition” and he’ll be rewarded with an extension.

RG3 was not in his right mind yesterday and he was in no mood to let Kirk Cousins play reliever and nurse the 14 points he put up. If he were playing like crap due to injury and there was a non threatening veteran there to take the Skins home he would have had no problem stepping down. Mike Shanahan let him go so long because he felt guilty  about having another stud colt in the stable when it wasn't necessary, and now he'll have to accept some of the brunt of the senseless damage incurred after the first quarter. Hopefully this will be a lesson for him regarding this years draft, to cover the franchise QB's blindside instead of his own investment portfolio. 


 Update December 14th, 2013


After an awful year where the kid never looked the same Shannahan held the bizarre press conference benching him for the rest of the season. The leather faced true Redskin of a coach is going out on his shield and sticking it to the brotha he didn’t want in the first damned place one last time. Did RG3 get caught up in his rehab D-Rose style over the summer? Yes he did, but I contend he’s been freaked out and overly defensive about his job since draft day. Kirk Cousins is the ideal QB for Shannahan and like Jeff Fisher he wasn’t fond of the "spread em out" black QB that seems to be encroaching on the old boy viewpoint of how the game should be played.

Michael Irvin called it what it was, and as you can see I called it a year ago. Nobody knew that John Elway’s caddie was grousing behind the scenes about drafting this brotha but look for the scenario to happen a lot more in the future. Back in the day old boys like Shanahan didn’t have to worry about owners falling in love with African American QB’s and I’m sure a lot of coaches miss the days when these dudes would just go to Canada or the NBA. What RG3 is guilty of is common of QB’s but the way he was treated was beyond anything I’ve ever seen, that is until you look back at how Donovan McNabb was treated. Oh by the way he (#5) spoke up as well, and I’m sure he can intimately describe how Shannahan let him know in no uncertain terms he didn’t want to work with him.

The whole debacle can be described in one sentence.

Dear Robert,

Glad to see you’re in a sophomore slump, and since I’m getting canned I think I should let you know once and for all I didn’t like your black ass no damned way.

Sincerely,

Coach Mike

 

Rex Ryan: IGNORE THE INK AND RESPECT THE KINK!




Can we all agree here that the Rex Ryan “Mark Sanchez tattoo” controversy is a “New York story”; you know the product of a fan base that can only be described as a bit hysterical. The Jets have been a disaster this season but that debacle is the product of many (Rex included) and shouldn’t be cheapened with this overemphasis on a MARRIED man rocking a tat of his wife. He’ll meet the Piranha on Tuesday; and I would question the sanity and “Man Card” of any reporter that wasted 10 seconds to ask him about what the New York Post is calling Rex’s “Kinky Inky”. There’s plenty of time for Vinnie in Yonkers to get his pound of flesh on Rex’s mishandling of Tebow and the lack of weapons on offense but if Vinnie see’s anything wrong with a man digging his old lady then Vinnie is living in his mom’s basement. Yeah I know, sports is supposed to be serious and an escape for men but I don’t want to be anywhere that minimizes women and their singular ability to make us smile when the going gets tough. The man just had the worst season of his life, and he went on a short getaway with the only person who actually gives a shit about him-his wife. Fan love is not only transient, it ain't real, just ask Tom Coughlin about the fickle nature of “NY Love”, they try to fire him every other year and he won two Super Bowls!.

Fans don’t even care if a guy is an immoral scumbag if he wins so spare me with the righteous indignation about a tattoo and jersey number that seemed harmless 2 years ago, before New York decided Mark Sanchez was the Antichrist. I also find it funny how we as fans lose a lot in our own lives and yet only respect winning from our athletes and coaches, in my opinion Rex is a good coach coming off a bad season but a winning husband. The divorce rate is what it is because a lot of women married as long as Michelle Ryan (25 Years) don’t get the same treatment she enjoys; I’m sure there are MILLIONS of 50 year old women out there who wish their husbands still found them “hot”. How many buddies do YOU have married as long as Rex who still makes their wives the sole (don’t laugh) focus of all their sexual attention? Most successful men in society when they start making money make “strange ass” their first “perk” of advancement, and most of them enter into the Fetish community without their wives!. We can’t even expect this from Men we Vote for, men we allow to make decisions on what to do with our tax dollars, and if you turn from ESPN every now and then you’ll find they lose a whole lot more than Football games. Remember back in 2010 when Rex made the comment that he and Tom Brady were both married to Super Models and the whole press corps snickered? I’m sure many “fans” did too, you know the guy who didn’t notice his woman just walked by the TV wearing a lace camisole? Yeah that guy. The joke is actually on that guy, Rex knew he’d get a laugh because that’s his thing but if you were noticing he said it with a straight face-your woman would notice it, while you’re looking at Tom Brady’s unattainable wife. Suzy Favor Hamilton probably dealt with the same kind of stale, mind numbingly boring Sex life that a lot of “all work” cats dish out, just add some peripheral mental health issues and you have the making of a high end escort. Good women do bad things all the time; many do them because they’re husbands stopped paying attention-Rex is merely making sure Michelle does bad things with him. If we were paying attention to anything but the jersey Number we’d notice that the image of his wife was damned sexy; homage to her ass NOT his mediocre quarterback.

Men are supposed to be able to compartmentalize, to not let disappointment in one area spill over into another area but the New York Post seems to be devoid of this internal software. I can separate Rex Ryan’s role in this year’s collapse from his much reported sex life with his wife. In fact I think if he were as committed to being imaginative in his role as Jets Coach the way he is with his wife the Jets would be doing just fine. If he were a more Kinky Coach he’d have invented something productive to do with Tebow and found a 6’4 WR in the draft nobody ever heard of. Maybe his fetishism of defense is something he got from the old man, but I’m all for any man loving his own wife’s feet- I also think the guy who factors in the latter when assessing Ryan’s 4 year Coaching tenure is probably not somebody who can keep his own home fires lit.

Coaching an NFL Team is probably the most demanding in sports and many men handle the stress in many different ways. Markets like New York are competitive and demanding with a ravenous fan base that not only demand accountability but content- sometimes any old bullshit content. However, in our thirst to consume sports we can’t forfeit certain values that make us what the Mafia used to call “stand up guys”. Know when something is beneath you as a MAN, because sometimes when you have your fan hat on you venture into unbecoming area’s that obscure the fact that you’re someone’s Dad. If you have to be told this tattoo story isn’t something to ridicule in Rex Ryan, then you’re probably not a Cat who just “knows” and you’ll always have trouble with the ladies. Guys who “know” in New York probably blow this tattoo thing off and have more concern about who the new GM is going to be, the kind of guys who don’t wear jersey’s themselves…Past the age of 30.

Respect Rex Ryan’s Mack Game, but hold him accountable for upping his “Coach Game” in 2013-It’s as simple as that.


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